Dear You,

Notice we put you first?

Just like we always will.

You are lovely. Wonderful. Perfect. The most perfect you we've ever seen.

A delight.

That's waffle, right?

And even though you are really really great, we'll be amazed if your organization isn't awash with waffle.

If you'd like to hoover out big fluffballs of waffle, and replace them with THE POINT and A GOOD JOB WELL DONE and SAVINGS  then maybe we should be meeting, dating,coremunnicating and living together happyeverafter listening to the pitter patter of not so tiny savings trotting all the way to the Bank.

Aaaaaah.

That's not us, by the way. Just in case you were worried.